Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Top 10 Things To Do When Stuck in Traffic

Eat Chocolate and Feel Better About Yourself

Point and Flex Your Feet on the Dashboard (only applies to the passenger)

Think Positive Thoughts. Unless you are at a standstill in traffic, you will never get such a clear picture of the Marines Museum.

What Am I Grateful For? Certainly not grateful for this traffic but grateful we were not one of the many broken down cars seen on the side of the road or one that had the misfortune of being in an accident.

Get New Data Card and Batteries For the Driver, he repeats himself, I Am Not Going This Way Again!

Look Around, there are no Happy Campers.

Eat More Chocolate

Wonder what that tanker truck in the next lane is carrying and hope he stays on his side.

How far to the next pit stop? Drink sparingly.

How much chocolate is left?.............ration

This was my experience this weekend.  If you have ever traveled or need to travel the eastern seaboard through Virginia on Interstate 95. You can feel my pain, stock up on the chocolate.

What exactly is the problem in this area?  There has to be studies on the subject.

Don't forget to vote! It is the big day in PA.  I am glad I made it back in time.

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