The only part of the prayer everyone knows
Your receipt for attending mass
I do remember my parents asking, did you get a bulletin?
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip -sync.
A liquid whose chemical is H2OLY.
Th original "Jaws" story
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and the late parishioners looking for seats.
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel and stand.
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman
Disclaimer: This is not my created list, it came from my cousin a devout Catholic so I am almost positive it is gospel and funny. I am not sure where the list originally came from. I mean no disrespect in sharing the list it is only intended for fun. There was more to the list, these are the 10 I selected to share.