Pounds (I had one piece of pie!!)
Dirty Dishes (I swear I just washed you.)
Dust (This can be cured with low lighting but in the sunlight, forget it.)
Leaves on the Lawn ( I saw one maybe two dancing along the street, on a windy day maybe more BUT not all those). Is someone dumping them on my lawn?
Fuzz on a Sweater (You will not be the first one I choose to take out for a walk, think about that before you get all crazy)
Hangers ( I never remember buying one and I must have a million.)
Shoes ( Did I really buy all these shoes! I hate shoes. ) Maybe Imedla Marcos stashed some here.
Jeans that no longer fit (I have a personal disdain for those)
Hair in the hairbrush (Who has grey hair?)
Spam (about items I would never use) whose watch list am I on?
Charges on Your Credit Card and Interest on Monthly Statements (It may be naughty or nice that someone is interested in you but BUYER BEWARE.)